yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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