Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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