i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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