i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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