Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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