So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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