just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
either way he was missing a nipple.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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