does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
