If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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