Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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