Me. At least after what I've been through.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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