awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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