i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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