This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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