everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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