Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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