I wanna bring you to show and tell
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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