I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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