Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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