ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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