i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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