Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How naked do you want me to be?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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