Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize