I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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