Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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