FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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