Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
why is half of my head shaved?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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