Having a random hookup so left but love u
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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