college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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