So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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