im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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