the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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