I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
and she was petting her beer can
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
