Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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