but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Randomize
