seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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