isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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