4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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