She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
please don't ironically join a cult
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