I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just high enough for therapy.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
