I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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