Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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