Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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