So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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