You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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