Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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