oh god the rape fog is back!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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