Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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