trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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