why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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