D3 body, D1 cock
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ugly people sure do ruin things
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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