but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He did a backflip because drugs
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