i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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