So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
