Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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